Ho ho ho

Just before Xmas, Flakey demanded that people fill in a page or 2 about the account each team works on. I uploaded the following, rather tongue in cheek info. It appears Flakey has not read it as I don't believe he would be too chuffed. I based my response on what someone up North had put, who included travel details including by plane...so I thought I would too.

I know I wrote this myself, but my favourite bit is the last paragraph as it's complete and utter bollocks, except for the bit Dusty Wigs ending in June, because Toxic lost the contract.


Account Name: Dusty Wig

Address:
Toxic House
Toxic Road
Toxania

Directions:
A map showing the location of Toxic in Toxania is available. Use the postcode HEL L for GPS navigation or Internet maps.

By Car
There is a car next to the building, which is best accessed using a car. Spaces are limited so drivers are asked to park between the white lines or metal studs.
Disabled visitors can park nearest the reception.

By Rail
Toxania railway station is 1 minute drive or 10 minutes walk away. You can find timetable information at www.nationalrail.co.uk

By Plane
The nearest airport is charter only at Farnborough which is only 15 minutes drive from this site. Taxis are readily available from the taxi office (outside the terminal) at the airport.

Description of Account
Toxania is an "Engineering Centre of Excelllent" for Toxic South-East. It serves clients based within the southern UK region. Toxic supported Dusty Wigs until June 2006.
The main desktop build is known as V3.1.2.1a and is Windows XP based with Windows 2000/2003 providing file and print services. Software distribution is by Radia. Email is provided using MS Outlook 2000.

In EUD terms the account consists of approx 3 staff.