Wednesday, November 22, 2006

21st Nov - Irony





Employee Recognition - as demonstrated in a Toxic training course on CD, consists of making people smile like they are on a toothpaste ad and clap like sea-lions.
Sadly, they fail to practise this trick and reward staff with, errr, more work...




Mo-tiv-ay-shun. Say it after me...motivation.
Yes, that's right boys and girls. If I want you to do something for me, perhaps something you would really, really rather not do, I need to offer you something in return. Like a sweety perhaps.
Toxic likes to give their staff something special. They give them the opportunity to "wear their own clothes" one day a week.
Let's all "Woooop" like a retard!!!!






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