Theresa

As an extra special treat, here are the conversations I had recently with one Nigerian scammer who called "herself" Theresa. (Bad spelling is left as originally typed).


Introduction

me hello
ThereaScam ok how are you doing
me fine thanks
TheresaScam: did you add me to your list?
me which list?
TheresaScam: msn
TheresaScam: its says you are not added to my list
me well you are otherwise we would not be talking
TheresaScam: well that is what it says
me ok, don't worry about it
TheresaScam: alright
me what is your job then babe?
TheresaScam: i recruite young models
me wow that's good
TheresaScam: and what do you do
me: I am a dentist for animals
TheresaScam: that is cool. are you married ?
me no, not yet. are you?
TheresaScam: not. how old are you? i am 26 but turn 27 on 15th october
me I am 32
TheresaScam: i ahd a terrible experience to finding tue love
TheresaScam: so once beaten twice shy they say
me oh, that sounds bad me but you learnt I guess
TheresaScam: i said terrible so i am kind of going to take my time if i ever found someone me yes, I understand
TheresaScam: ok
TheresaScam: so what do you desire in a woman?
me honest, intelligence and caring
TheresaScam: and how far are you looking?
me just the UK
TheresaScam: ok
me what about you?
TheresaScam: sincerity and faithfullness and respect
TheresaScam: as for how far i am looking it within uk
scammerMonkey has canceled the invitation to start sending webcam.
TheresaScam: ok
me hi sorry my cam is broken at the mo - it is plugged in but doesn't work
TheresaScam: no problem oist ju its my desire to help
me how is that? why did you want to see me?
TheresaScam: does that bother you?
TheresaScam: i just saw that you have a cam and wanted to see you that all
me oh ok, that's nice of you to thinkso
me do you have a cam?
TheresaScam: no i dont have a cam
me that's a pity
TheresaScam: why do you say it a pity
me well I'd like to see you too
TheresaScam: my pic is on here in the im box
me I know that but it's always better to see someone live
TheresaScam: yes i know
me tell me again about the money you were asking about
TheresaScam: why ? does that bother you
me no, just you didn't really finish explaining
me you need money for new girls whilst they do shows
TheresaScam: what i said earlier was that i need an investor to help facilitate the running of the project financially then we can shre the preceeds afterwards

me so how much money do the model shows make?
TheresaScam: it depends on the client
me average then
TheresaScam: on average show a model could make like 20,00 naira abt $200
me am confused now
me the models make $200?
me what about you??
TheresaScam: you dont seem to understand
me no, I don't
TheresaScam: that is what we make on each model provided the contract is cool then we
will have to pay them just a little for their upkeep because the remaning
money will be use for running the agency
me right, that makes more sense me how many models are in a show then?

at the moment we got just five ready and wating for shows but i just6 go 2
today so in all we have got 7 have just got 2 today so in all we have got 7
me right
TheresaScam: so why the question do you want to he p out or what
me well how much were you asking for and how much would I get?
TheresaScam: well it depnd on how much you think you can invest
me how far would $200 go?


The Sob Story

TheresaScam: did you enjoy your meal?
me: yes thanks
TheresaScam: so what rae you looking for in a lady?
me: a sense of humour and honesty
me: do you have those traits?
TheresaScam: are yoiu in a relationship now
me: no, are you?
TheresaScam: i am not. i havebeen single for 8month now
TheresaScam: i just couldnt trust any men lately i dont kno why
me: were you let down before?
TheresaScam: yes
TheresaScam: i caught my ex screwing my best friend in my room. i was really shocked
me: oh no!
TheresaScam: then got hospitalise for 5weeks only to get out the hospital and realise they both ran away to madrid
to get married
TheresaScam: he emptied the account we shared together and i never saw him again
me: that's terrible
TheresaScam: yes it was really terrible so i decided i will never have anything to do with men again in
my life
TheresaScam: lately i met a psychologist who advise that i ofrget about my past and move forwrad with my life so that was what brought me to flirtomatic were we met
me: well that was good then
TheresaScam: so tell me abt your love life
me: not much to tell really. I have had about a dozen lovers but they all ended
for various reasons
TheresaScam: why?what reasons
me: they wanted to visit other countries or they met someone else
TheresaScam: sorry i am being very curious and inquisitive just trying to get to k now you
more
me: just the usual
TheresaScam: why would they want to vist ohter countries when they are suppose to be with
you?
me: they were restless and wanted to travel
TheresaScam: oh i see
TheresaScam: do it bother you that i ma far away from you?
TheresaScam: or let me put it this way how far are you looking
me: well I am not sure, just seeing how things go
TheresaScam: ok - TheresaScam: do you really intend to get married early if you find someone you want
me: I think so
TheresaScam: me too



TheresaScam: hello
me: hi - I am busy just name
TheresaScam: hoW ARE YOU DOING TODAY?
me: I will speak to you later - I have a bad cold
TheresaScam: ohhhhhhhhh im sorry abt that
me: I was out in the rain yesterday, with a cow and it took so long I caught cold
TheresaScam: have you used any drug?
me: yes thanks
TheresaScam: you are welcome
TheresaScam: do you ever go out having fun?
TheresaScam: if you are busy let me know okay
me: I am busy - I did say
TheresaScam: oh sorry


The Sting

TheresaScam: hello
TheresaScam: ho w are you doing
me ok - I just about to go out - I have an emergency call about a horse with a tooth
absess
TheresaScam: so what that?
me it's an infection dear
TheresaScam: when will you be back
me depends how long it takes
TheresaScam: i had wanted to ask you for a favour if its possible for you to do it
me a few hours
me well quickly!
TheresaScam: my mom was involve in an auto crash last week and needed an operation on her
leg but i dont have
enough money to do that so was just asking there is any hlep you can do for me
me oooh no that's terrible. what's wrong with her leg?
TheresaScam: i think she broke her borne or something i was too scared to listen to all
the explaination when the doc was saying it
TheresaScam: i am very worried and scared i dont want her to loose that leg
TheresaScam: the doc say it may result to cutting the leg off
me I could help her - but you know I treat animals don't you
TheresaScam: yes i know
me if she was a horse I would put her down
TheresaScam: but she is right far away from you
me I know
TheresaScam: so what can you do for me now i have to get back to the doc
me I could come over perhaps
TheresaScam: that will cost you alot of money
me I can bring my sleeping pills for her. I don't know how much flights are. Do you?
TheresaScam: abt 900
TheresaScam: what is on ground now is that the doc ask they i deposite some money and i
have done that i just need the balance to do so before the operation
commence neext week
me so is he going to amputate?
TheresaScam: no if the operation is caried out the doc say she will be fine afterwards
TheresaScam: so how can you help me now,i am really worried
me what do you want from me?
me do you want me to come there?
me hurry - I need to go very soon
TheresaScam: is there any financial assistance you can render towards this operations
TheresaScam: i need some money to complete the operation fees
me yes - how much. Get to the point I am in a hurry
TheresaScam: i dont mine paying back
me how much for God's sake, I have to go!!!!
TheresaScam: 500
me what? dollars? roubles? yen?
TheresaScam: pounds
me ok - well if I post a cheque what's the address?
TheresaScam: a cheque?
TheresaScam: i dont think that is a nice idea why not send tru westerunion or sum thing
me look I really have to go now
me I don't know what western Union is - you will have to explain when I get bac...email me
TheresaScam: its a money transfer
TheresaScam: you can ask your bank
me with the details of what you want
TheresaScam: ok
TheresaScam: when will you be back
me later tonight
me and going now. bye